3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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