Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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