Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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