I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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