Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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