Porn is love you can see.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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