Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
