If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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