paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
is that a dick in a sweater?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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