what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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