please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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