In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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