It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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