where am i from again
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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