Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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