return my video game
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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