as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The uberlube is also flammable
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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