Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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