So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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