in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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