Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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