Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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