Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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