They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
