how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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