And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
