He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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