I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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