If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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