you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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