North Korea, Best Korea!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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