is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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