ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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