Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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