the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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