what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Randomize
