Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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