I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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