she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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