? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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