i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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