The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
BRING THE BAGELS
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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