He is such a slut. More and more my type.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
40s are totally the cure
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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