Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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