Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize