Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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