Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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