Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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