It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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