love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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