I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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